Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Yep, seems like people actually understand that the best way to support Torture Division’s cause of giving you free music is to buy a shirt from us. We are still having a bunch of shirts left that we hope to get rid of at the gig this weekend at Metaltown in Gothenburg (the Close Up stage, 14:45-15:30, Saturday, June 28th). If you still haven’t bought yours, you deserve a painful death. If you attend the gig and don’t buy one we will have to shoot you. Save up some cash, be fast in getting a shirt when we play since we are running out of these gems now, and stay tuned for more information about TD’s plans and the final part of the first trilogy in the Torture book.
Monday, June 23rd, 2008
As told over at our forums (fuck you, we are not linking it. You should know it by now) we just rehearsed for the debut gig at www.metaltown.se (fuck you, we are linking this shit) this coming weekend in Gothenburg. We also managed to videotape the whole thing. So, we thought we should share a tune with you from that session so you can see the three Torturers in the flesh, sort of. The sound is decent, we look awesome and we thought that the world’s best death metal on video should actually be shared with you guys - and so we did! You can thank us now. You can also buy a t-shirt. Check out the merch section. If you haven’t bought a shirt yet you are not allowed to watch this footage. We trust you to respect this. Eh… You can now blow us.
So, enjoy the video of “Invoking The Knifer” and feel free to fucken upload it to YouPenis (aka YouTube), jack off to it, sell it… We don’t care. We are just here to give you something to enjoy. And it’s free too. Just like our music. You can’t beat that. No need to thank us, we know we are truly one awesome bunch of fuckos. Oh, by the way; buy a shirt. They are available in the merch section at this site.
One last thing: Buy a shirt, that’s the best way to say “thanx” to us for giving you everything for free. We have some in the merch section at this site.
There’s also some shirts in the merch section at this site.
Oh, you want the video as well? Here you go:
I’M READY FOR TORTURE!
Now… DIE!
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008
Yep, everything is in this topic. We are updating it as we go along so keep on checking in there. Bitch.
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
“It’s not a full endorsement as in them giving me free guitars or anything (yet, hoho), but it’s a really fucken great deal to say the least. I’m picking up my next Ibanez Xiphos shortly, which will make a great addition on my wall and in my music together with my other Ibanez Xiphos. I will also take some promotional photos for some eventual catalogues that are Ibanez related.
I wanna thank Crafton (Ibanez’ department in Sweden) and Musikbörsen, Örebro for sorting this for me.
As soon as I laid my hands on my beloved Xiphos I realized this is the guitar I have been looking for. Never did I think anything would outdo my previous fave axe, but the Xiphos did so, and it did so faster than I can say “Xiphos rules!”.
It feels fucken fantastic to see some support from Ibanez when it comes to my playing, something I never got from the former company whose guitars I used to play (as you can see I’m definitely not plugging them by saying their name, though it’s not a secret what I used to play, haha).
So, congratulate me on landing this deal. I fucken deserve it. Thanks again Ibanez and Musikbörsen for working this shit out in my favor.”
/ Lord K Philipson
Friday, June 13th, 2008
Wear a fucken Torture Division t-shirt, you cheap ass rat bastard. You can head over to the merch section and check out what we have left in stock. We give you free music, you support our gesture by buying a terrific shirt. It not only sounds like a deal, it is a fucken deal. So, what the hell are you waiting for? The second coming of Lars Ulrich? We certainly hope that you end up being Lars Ulrich in your next life if you don’t show us the money.
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
Actually, it’s not that bad just yet, but the merch section’s been updated again since a few more shirts have been sold to the true supporters of Torture.
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
Yeah, seems like we are popular. Eh… If you wanna know why we said “no thanx” to this last offer, we suggest you head over to our forums. Ofcourse labels want the world’s best death metal, it’s just too bad for them that the world’s best death metal was not meant for most of them.
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
There’s still some shirts left but we are definitely getting rid of them as we go along. We wanna thank everyone who purchases a shirt and shows their support to Torture Division by doing so. We really appreciate it. So, if you are interested in a shirt, make sure to go to the appropriate section to see how many we have in stock. And don’t forget that the day is arriving - the very day when we will destroy Gothenburg and their Metaltown festival. Looking forward to see you bastards there. Be prepared for slaughter of the most glorious kind.
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
If you claim you are into death metal, then you should dress your filthy little screaming kid accordingly. We have 5 XS Baby Shirts available when we get the shirts from the printers. Head over to the merch section for more details. These shirts only have the logo on the chest and nothing on the back. You know, keeping it nice, tidy and clean - everything your kid is not. So, enter the merch section, place your order and prepare for having the coolest kid in town (until he/she pukes on the shirt, eats it and pisses on it so you have to throw it away).
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
Use your mouse and your filthy fingers to navigate to the merch section of this very site. Yeah, there’s an update there for ya that some of you might find interesting.