Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
Start a death metal band and make a fortune!
Here are the rules:
1. Start a legendary-to-be death metal band.
2. Create the world’s best death metal.
3. Make sure you are only 3 people.
4. Record 4 demos in a year and include one 7″ as a bonus.
5. Put up everything for free downloading and have a donation button available to have fans donate cash as they see fit, in case they feel like donating as a thanx for the marvelous music that is given to them for free.
Result:
Make 15 Euros in donations so far in the career of the band.
Hahahahaha… That is fucken beautiful and extremely funny. Nope, we were never expecting to make money off our music but we thought this is too great a story not to share in case you have ambitions to start up the world’s third best death metal band (Vomitory is the second, fucko!).
Now when the funny hour is over, make sure to keep an eye out for the hoodies. Get yer asses to our forums and find the information needed.
Torture Division