Friday, January 18th, 2008
And the demo is done! Kind of anyways.
Yeah, during the last week alot of shit’s happened in the Torture camp. Vocalist/demon/once vegetarian (maybe) Jörgen recorded his vocals and bass to complete the recording. Are you surprised if we say he nailed 2 of the 3 tunes in one take, the first time he even tried to sing on them? Well, we are not. And he did. He sucked a little more with nailing the 3rd track since he actually had to punch in himself like once or twice. We’ll work on that for the next demo. We are pro’s, you know. Anyways, we are now waiting to get the file from the studio where J did his work, just to ship them to some lowlife city up in the north of Sweden to have this fantastic demo mixed. We think the guy who volunteered to mix it is called Marcus and plays with a band called… eh… Souldrainer, we believe. Either way, we love the guy for doing this. It better not be Teh Suck when we get it back coz then we’ll have to punch him in the ballsack. And burn his studio down.
So, let’s see here… The total cost for this recording so far is… One bus ticket to Karlstad. That’s like 200 SEK. Some 20 SEK for postage while sending the songs to Jörgen. A DVD disc. And the mix will be free too, which means this recording has cost us about 300 SEK. We dig that shit. And still it sounds better than Metallica’s “St. Penis”. Impressive shit right there.
What we really wanna say with this is that the three tunes contain some excellent grinding death metal. Is it special? Yeah, very. Oh, it’s so special it’s hard to believe.
If you actually bought that crap you are retarded, See you on tour! Oh, that was a bit fast… We meant to say that you will hopefully be able to download this 3-track demo in a few weeks or so off this site. And then you can donate money to us so we can afford the next recording. Or we will look you up and torture you and shit.
Keep an eye on this site for more updates.
Torture Division