Archive for April, 2012
Monday, April 30th, 2012
Haven’t you placed your order yet? Then it’s about time you do so. Everything will be sent to our printer, Helloil, tomorrow and in a few weeks these items will be sent out to you all. We’ll let you know when they are on their way, so keep checking in here or at our forums. To all of you who have bought one: thank you so much for supporting Torture Division and for helping us to raise some funds for the next demo recording (that we will give you for free, as always).
Friday, April 27th, 2012
Yes, we thought it was about time to remind you… You have until Monday the 1st of May to place your order on this hoodie. After that you won’t be able to get it, so what are you waiting for? You should invest in this beautiful piece of clothing right away as a thanx for all the excellent music we give you for free, right? Right. Click the link above, follow the instructions and support the creators of the world’s best death metal.
Monday, April 23rd, 2012
This is a reminder so you understand you need to buy this beautiful hoodie and support Torture Division. You can find all info you need as for how to purchase it in this link. So, do your job, place an order and show us you appreciate the fact we give you free death metal time and time again.
Friday, April 20th, 2012
Thanx to you excellent supporters of Torture Division we can now print new hoodies for you all. Obviously there is a demand for these items and we’re happy to be able to do them. We will take orders until THE FIRST OF MAY, and after that you will not be able to buy this one. Wear it with pride and show the world that you support the world’s best death metal band. You’ll look great in the process, just so you know. Here’s a preview of what this amazing hoodie pretty much will look like (click the picture to make it bigger):
So, this is how we will work it… Pay for your hoodie in one of these ways:
Money to firstname.lastname@example.org. And make sure you write “TD HOODIE” (yes, all-caps) in the message field of the payment so we don’t mix it up with something The Project Hate MCMXCIX related.
Account holder: K. Philipson
Lekebergs Sparbank: 8164-6,4 234 548-8
IBAN: SE59 8000 0816 4600 4234 5488
Regular mail with well-hidden cash to:
Lord K Philipson
When you have done one of those 3, e-mail us at email@example.com. And make sure you write “TD HOODIE” (yes, all-caps) in the message field of the payment. Include your address and the size you want for your hoodie (S, M, L, XL or XXL). The brand will be Fruit Of The Loom, which means high quality shit.
Prices are 500 SEK in Sweden and 55 Euro or 75 US dollars if you are from outside of Sweden. This is including postage. Shipping these fuckers abroad is certainly not cheap and we will make next to nothing with these prices, just so you know. We do not do this to make shitloads of money, no, we do this becoz you deserve to look awesome and spread the word of Torture Division. And you should love us for it, just like we love you.
Thanx for the support.
Thursday, April 19th, 2012
“We have been thinking about printing new hoodies (zip hoodies, that is) if the interest is big enough, that’s why we are doing this poll to see if anyone gives a shit coz we certainly can’t have these ones made and have them lying around since they cost too fucken much to get done. Since we can’t work Photoshop for shit we’ll give you an idea what it will look like.
1. They will be grey this time. Everyone always print black hoodies and we wanna do something different for this one. This is what they will look like (Fruit of the Loom, which means killer quality).
2. The print will be dark grey or black (haven’t decided yet).
3. The logo will be printed across the chest, over the zipper.
4. The arms will have TORTURE on the right and DIVISION on the left.
5. The back will say SATAN, SPRIT OCH VÅLD (Satan, booze and violence) from top to bottom.
Prices will be 500 SEK in Sweden and 55 Euro or 75 US dollars if you are from outside of Sweden. This is including postage. Shipping these fuckers abroad is certainly not cheap and we will make next to nothing with these prices, just so you know.
Are you interested? Sign up in the poll and we’ll see if we can do these ones in the very near future. If you aren’t a registered forumer you can simply drop us an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know you want one of these beauties. This way we will know how big or small the interest is.
If this is doable we’ll get back to you and take the pre-orders as usual, meaning you pay and choose size and we’ll deliver the goods as soon as they are done.”