Archive for January, 2008
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Torture me, torture you!
That title is s’posed to be hummed with a certain ABBA tune in mind. Anyways, believe it or not, the files are now being shipped to Marcus of www.metallfabriken.se for him to work with. And he better do a good fucken job with it or else… If it sounds too clean, we’ll slap him. If it sounds too dirty, we’ll punch him in the balls. If it sounds bad all over, we guess we just have to go ballistic on his ass. So, if this shit sounds awful when you get to hear it in some week or 6, we’ll hand out his phone number so you guys can harass him, ok? No pressure, Marcus.
Seriously, we thank him for doing this for free, just becoz he knows we are the shit and mixing THE SHIT is not something any random lowlife studio-scumbag has the privilege to do. We are definitely eager to hear what he can get out of this poorly recorded demo (see budget somewhere down this page).
So, just hang in here now and remember to enter our forums in case you have a hard-on for death metal in general and Torture Division in particular. You guys will love this shit. If not, well… then you suck it.
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Finally the fucken Division is moving again!
We were just informed that we”ll most likely get the files tomorrow if the postal service know their shit. This means The Lord’s got a little work to do before sending them to Marcus for the mix, which hopefully can happen tomorrow evening. But since this shipment to us was delayed a bit, Marcus is now kinda busy for like 2 weeks. We are not sure if he’ll manage to squeeze us in during these weeks, but we guess we’ll notice. After that – the demo is yours at this site. You think you can handle it, cunts? You really think you can handle 3 excellent tunes that reek of nothing but blasts and brutal death metal? There might be some thrashy shit in there too… Can you handle that? Ofcourse you can’t, but we really dig that you’ll try to. So, stay tuned to this site and our forums for all the latest details. In the meantime we will… eh… torture all kinds of shit.
Saturday, January 26th, 2008
Soon, fuckers… soon.
Yes, we are still waiting for the files so Marcus at www.metallfabriken.se can start mix this shit. Stay tuned.
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
Completely raw and unpolished teaser available!
This is just to give you an idea as for how TD sounds. Hold on for the complete thing which should be mixed this or next week.
http://media.putfile.com/Torture-Teaser-2008
Friday, January 18th, 2008
And the demo is done! Kind of anyways.
Yeah, during the last week alot of shit’s happened in the Torture camp. Vocalist/demon/once vegetarian (maybe) Jörgen recorded his vocals and bass to complete the recording. Are you surprised if we say he nailed 2 of the 3 tunes in one take, the first time he even tried to sing on them? Well, we are not. And he did. He sucked a little more with nailing the 3rd track since he actually had to punch in himself like once or twice. We’ll work on that for the next demo. We are pro’s, you know. Anyways, we are now waiting to get the file from the studio where J did his work, just to ship them to some lowlife city up in the north of Sweden to have this fantastic demo mixed. We think the guy who volunteered to mix it is called Marcus and plays with a band called… eh… Souldrainer, we believe. Either way, we love the guy for doing this. It better not be Teh Suck when we get it back coz then we’ll have to punch him in the ballsack. And burn his studio down.
So, let’s see here… The total cost for this recording so far is… One bus ticket to Karlstad. That’s like 200 SEK. Some 20 SEK for postage while sending the songs to Jörgen. A DVD disc. And the mix will be free too, which means this recording has cost us about 300 SEK. We dig that shit. And still it sounds better than Metallica’s “St. Penis”. Impressive shit right there.
What we really wanna say with this is that the three tunes contain some excellent grinding death metal. Is it special? Yeah, very. Oh, it’s so special it’s hard to believe.
If you actually bought that crap you are retarded, See you on tour! Oh, that was a bit fast… We meant to say that you will hopefully be able to download this 3-track demo in a few weeks or so off this site. And then you can donate money to us so we can afford the next recording. Or we will look you up and torture you and shit.
Keep an eye on this site for more updates.
Torture Division