Monday, March 10th, 2014
We had a blast, and so did you. Over at our Facebook you can find a bunch of photos from the gig, so go there now. We also have to reveal that the remaining merch that we have in stock (which is not too much) will be kept for the upcoming gig in Karlstad, Sweden, in 2 weeks. After that we’ll print some new gear so keep an eye out for that. And yes, we’re finally about to complete the third and last demo in this new trilogy. We’ll keep you informed on everything, as always.
Monday, February 17th, 2014
Yeah, you already knew that, but fuck it. You always need a title for an update, goddamnit. We just want to inform you that we are currently rehearsing for a couple of gigs coming up in March and this weekend we will have a gathering in the rehearsal room to try out some of the new material we will premiere on these gigs. There is a chance we’ll try to keep you guys updated over at our Facebook page on how things are moving along in between having tons of beers and playing the world’s best death fucken metal. Hell ya!
We also have a new demo coming asap. The last part in this latest trilogy. We actually had all the bass put down at one point, leaving us with only vocals to do before handing it over to Swanö for the mix. But hey – someone mysteriously managed to delete those bass files, so we’ll have to have J re-play them at some point. Shit happens. We’ll see when we manage to get all this crap down coz fuck knows you deserve some new music from us.
The camo shirts you ordered are being packed to be sent out this week as well if all goes according to plan. We just noticed we are running low on merch so we have to deal with that as well, it seems like. It would be nice to have a new design, but none of us can fucken do that shit as well as we’d wish, so… Someone – hand us a design, muthafucker! For free! And it needs to be awesome too, you know. Ok, we might pay you even if your shit is excellent. But we prefer not to. Deal? Holler at us at email@example.com and send us some samples of your stuff.
That’s it for now.
Wednesday, January 15th, 2014
As you guys requested, we will print these bad boys now since it seems you don’t mind them being more expensive than usual. You can’t blame us though coz we didn’t set the prices for it. What we do, though, is expecting them to be filled with gold or something or we’ll have to have a serious talk with the shirt manufacturers and ask them violently why the fuck they are so expensive. Is war really that hot right now? Of course it is.
Anyways, since we can’t afford to have a warehouse of merch in stock, this one will be produced in a limited edition (like our shirts always are, but it sounds real cool to have shit in limited editions, you know).
We will take orders until FEBRUARY 1ST, which is 2 weeks from now and we plan to have them sent out mid-February. We’ll keep you informed on the process as we go along, as always. The reason we don’t do a month of pre-ordering or so is becoz we don’t want you guys to wait longer than necessary to get what you bought.
If you wanna support Torture Division, and look really awesome in the process, you make sure to order this piece of clothing and then you can get ready to invade Afghanistan or any other country you see fit (Sweden?). No one will fuck with you since you have DEATH METAL WAR all over the goddamn back, you know.
Specs for the shirt:
Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder tape
Double-needle stitching on sleeve and bottom hem
Material: 100% Cotton
Weight: 170 g/m²
Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
This is how you work it, death metal warriors. Prices (including postage and packaging to any place in the world):
44 US dollars
How to pay:
1. PayPal: firstname.lastname@example.org. Make a note saying “CAMO SHIRT” + the size(s) you want.
2. Make a transaction to the TD bank account:
Account holder: K. Philipson
Account number: 8164-6,4 234 548-8
IBAN: SE59 8000 0816 4600 4234 5488
716 21 Fjugesta
When you have used one of these options, and this is important, e-mail us at email@example.com. Include your address, size, quantity and also how you paid. This is just to be safe that the correct information comes thru to us.
Thanx so much for the support. You make Torture Division what we are – the world’s best death metal band. With the camo shirts to prove it.
Thursday, January 9th, 2014
On the 22nd of March we once again grace Karlstad, Sweden, with the world’s best death metal. Metal Club and Karlstad is a fave place for us so we’re happy they are bringing us back to the stage. Not only that, headliners for the evening is the world’s best thrash band – F.K.U. We love these fuckers and it’s an honor to once again join forces with them for some live carnage. And you’re right, we forgot the umlauts in both Metal Club and F.K.U. There, we did it again. Make sure to join us this evening and help us destroy Karlstad once again.
Tuesday, January 7th, 2014
DEADLINE FOR PRE-ORDERING IS FEBRUARY 9TH, 2014!!! (and we plan on being able to send your copy out late February/early March, so you know)
It seems we might have enough interest to warrant a second print of “The army of three”. This second edition (the first one was only a 100 copies whereas we only had 70 for sale) will have a different color on the cover and most eventually some other small alteration to make it differ a bit from the first edition. The music is the same though, of course. So, now is the time to show us how much you love what we do by pre-ordering this disc. This is very likely the last print we do of this compilation so make sure to get your copy. We’re hoping to be able to print 200 discs, but minimum is 100 – so we’re counting on your support here or we might go bankrupt and quit this death metal thing altogether.
Here’s the tracklist:
1. Vampire empire
2. Through the eyes of a dead
3. Clark The Monarch
6. Satan, sprit och våld
7. Bring on the corpses
9. Gimp grind
Prices are 150 SEK, 18 Euros or 25 US dollars. Postage and packing included. Shipped everywhere.
HOW TO PAY:
PayPal (preferred method):
Money to firstname.lastname@example.org. And make sure you write “ARMY CD” (yes, all-caps) in the message field of the payment.
Account holder: K. Philipson
Lekebergs Sparbank: 8164-6,4 234 548-8
IBAN: SE59 8000 0816 4600 4234 5488
When you have paid, e-mail us at email@example.com. And make sure you write “ARMY CD” (yes, all-caps) in the message field of the payment. Include your address and specify your order, and also how you paid. We will put you on the pre-order list and send the damn thing as soon as it comes from the factory. We always confirm your order so if you hear nothing from us – contact us immediately again.
Any eventual leftover CD’s from this second print will
go to charity be available to buy at our gigs and thru our website. But that’s a later question. Oh, and we also have some goddamn merchandise in case you wanna look good. Check out the merch section (yes, we want ALL your money).
Support Torture Division. Support Death Metal. Support your local torturer.